Why are you still single?

Dave:

Hey, Travis, there's a new book just out that is asking "Why are you still single?" I think we know the answer in your case, don't we?

Travis:

Oh F*** off! The only reason I'm still single is that I haven't met the right girl yet. That's all.

Dave:

Bollocks! The reason you're still single is that you turn into a big fat jelly whenever you so much as speak to a girl. Either that, or you become the world's lamest comedian and tell them all of your crap gags.

Travis:

Yeah, well we can't all be God's gift to women like you, can we?

Dave:

Thankfully, no! Which fortunately, leaves all the more totty for us real men...

Travis:

Do you have to rub my nose in it every bloody time?

Dave:

Yes, yes I do.

Travis:

T**t!
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Travis and Dave are the stars of 'Beer Goggles', available only on Amazon kindle.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beer-Goggles-ebook/dp/B008ZF5SOU